What not to do when getting it on...

[muscleguru21]

Thing to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style

[TiM]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I think I can contribute a bit to this debauchery...

1. I used to do this with my wife back in college when we were dating... When involved in a heavy "make-out" session, I'd start to hum patriotic tunes into her mouth. Star Spangled Banner, 1812 Overture, etc.. It got to the point where everytime she came at me, I started to laugh uncontrollably!! Big turn-off, but funny as hell!!!

2. When you're just about to eh-hem...right there in the heat of the moment, in your loudest and best Brit accent, scream "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!"

3. Don't do this - serious personal injury can result. If the TV is on while you're relaxing in the recliner and enjoying a little view of the top of her head... ... do NOT watch anything funny. No cartoons. No sitcoms. No nothing that's funny. That is NOT a good time to bust out laughin. Trust me...

[The_Rock_Says]

Thing to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style

Probably not a good idea....lol..

ROFLMAO!!!!

I think I can contribute a bit to this debauchery...

1. I used to do this with my wife back in college when we were dating... When involved in a heavy "make-out" session, I'd start to hum patriotic tunes into her mouth. Star Spangled Banner, 1812 Overture, etc.. It got to the point where everytime she came at me, I started to laugh uncontrollably!! Big turn-off, but funny as hell!!!

2. When you're just about to eh-hem...right there in the heat of the moment, in your loudest and best Brit accent, scream "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!"

3. Don't do this - serious personal injury can result. If the TV is on while you're relaxing in the recliner and enjoying a little view of the top of her head... ... do NOT watch anything funny. No cartoons. No sitcoms. No nothing that's funny. That is NOT a good time to bust out laughin. Trust me...

LMAO...that's entirely too funny. Especially the personal injury warning.

[JHayward]

Beast mode? Why would you ever say that?! You're lucky she didnt kick you in the nuts or something... I dono where you learned your pickup lines but it definitely wasnt from the AX pickup guides

[kimswollwilliams]

you guys are a trip man..sitting here laughing at my comp. for 5 minutes now. ay, when in doubt, and you feel the need to verbalize, you can't go wrong with the tried and true, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" lol.. beast mode..gonna be crackin' up ovefr that one all day..

[TiM]

you guys are a trip man..sitting here laughing at my comp. for 5 minutes now. ay, when in doubt, and you feel the need to verbalize, you can't go wrong with the tried and true, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" lol.. beast mode..gonna be crackin' up ovefr that one all day..

I don't think I laughed as hard at the original posts as I did at Kim right here. Picturing him sittin there on a tiny li'l pink (in my mind atleast cuz it's funnier that way) netbook reading this and laughing!!


Something else not to do... change channels. And for Pete's sakes, if you gotta go, go beforehand!!

[The_Rock_Says]

Nothing ruins the mood more than "uh, hang on, I gotta go...um...you know..."...lol..

[JHayward]

shit...? ha

[The_Rock_Says]

shit...? ha

ha - take your pick, either one...lol..

[JHayward]

I would say they are a little different... a girl waiting for u in bed while you piss is certainly less of a turnoff than her waiting while you take a steamy dump hahahah

[TiM]

I would say they are a little different... a girl waiting for u in bed while you piss is certainly less of a turnoff than her waiting while you take a steamy dump hahahah

Agreed on that one.

And be careful with drunk nookie. Just enough booze can up the stamina TONS. Too much, and you'll be hurlin!! (No, never done that.)

[The_Rock_Says]

You must be the lucky one on that, because drinking destroys my stamina...lol.

[*big D*]

Agreed with tim, alcohol is the way to go for more stamina in my opinion!

* Saying the wrong name is never good so make sure your only thinking of them and not your favourite celeb or the hot customer you was dealing with earlier in the day.

[TiM]

Agreed with tim, alcohol is the way to go for more stamina in my opinion!

* Saying the wrong name is never good so make sure your only thinking of them and not your favourite celeb or the hot customer you was dealing with earlier in the day.

"Oh 'girl who does squats in my gym wearing under armour pants', oh yes! Yes! YES!!!"

ROFLMAO!!!

Bill knows who I mean... Yeah baby!! Wonder if she's in today... Hmmm.... 10 minutes till I go and find out!! Yay motivation in a bandana!!!

[The_Rock_Says]

I hear ya, Tim. I'll be joining you in about 20 or so, getting ready to leave the house here momentarily. I could stand a little extra motivation today.